If I am to be perfectly honest.
I have no idea who I am.
I just know what I’ve given up to get here.
things that will never not be funny to me
- people rolling around on the floor
I am a sucker for prat falls.
(Source: tacoworu)
THE AWARD FOR THE BEST POKEMON COSPLAY GOES OUT TO DIGLETT
FIRST THOUGHT: Looks like a giant condom.
SECOND THOUGHT: They should make condoms that look like Diglett.
(Source: devotionii, via baobabssomemore)
7/1/2012 - Photo
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.
(Source: disregardtheitalics, via themostrepulsivemanalive)
FUN FACT: When I was in middle school, I tried to dress like Ace Ventura.
My thought?
Everyone likes comedians.
Fortune cookie: “You have an iron will, which helps you succeed in everything.”
EVERYTHING? That’s a pretty lofty statement, cookie, albeit better than “Before a night of romance, put away the phone.”



