London calling to the zombies of Death

 

8/4/2012 - Video

birdstump:

Disney Princesses: Battle of the Bands, by Selina Goulding

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If I am to be perfectly honest.

I have no idea who I am.

I just know what I’ve given up to get here.

aparticularjane:

things that will never not be funny to me

  • people rolling around on the floor

I am a sucker for prat falls.

(Source: tacoworu)

offendpoppunk:

THE AWARD FOR THE BEST POKEMON COSPLAY GOES OUT TO DIGLETT

FIRST THOUGHT: Looks like a giant condom.

SECOND THOUGHT: They should make condoms that look like Diglett.

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7/1/2012 - Photo


Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.


Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

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7/1/2012 - Video

fuckyeah1990s:

I will never be hip.

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Fortune cookie: “You have an iron will, which helps you succeed in everything.”

sexdrumsrocknroll:

EVERYTHING? That’s a pretty lofty statement, cookie, albeit better than “Before a night of romance, put away the phone.”