I have no idea who I am.
I just know what I’ve given up to get here.
things that will never not be funny to me
- people rolling around on the floor
I am a sucker for prat falls.
THE AWARD FOR THE BEST POKEMON COSPLAY GOES OUT TO DIGLETT
FIRST THOUGHT: Looks like a giant condom.
SECOND THOUGHT: They should make condoms that look like Diglett.
Everyone likes comedians.
EVERYTHING? That’s a pretty lofty statement, cookie, albeit better than “Before a night of romance, put away the phone.”